the family collection

Shirts for the family that yells, hugs and eats together.

Sayings from home, in Spanish the way we actually say them, with the English underneath so everyone at the table is in on the joke. Add your last name if you like.

Who is it for?

pick one and we'll show you the rest
La comida de mamá no se comparte, se hereda

For mom

The cook, the boss, the one who knows when you skipped the sweater.

Papá: el del asador y las chanclas de repuesto

For dad

Grill master, fixer of everything, keeper of the spare chanclas.

Abuela: chal, café y todas las respuestas

Grandparents

Coffee, a shawl, and every answer you'll ever need.

Nieto consentido, certificado por abuela

Kids

Sizes 2 to 12. Certified spoiled, by grandma.

Sayings from home

the ones we've all heard
Order one, or write your own
The house“En esta casa se come a las 3 y se cena a las 9”In this house, lunch is at 3 and dinner is at 9.
The house“Aquí se toma café con pan y chisme”Here, coffee comes with bread and gossip.
The house“Domingos de tamales y fútbol”Sundays are for tamales and soccer.
For mom“Mi mamá sabe cuándo no me puse suéter”My mom knows when I didn't wear a sweater.
For mom“La comida de mamá no se comparte, se hereda”Mom's cooking isn't shared, it's inherited.
For daughters“Hija de mamá mexicana: nunca llego con las manos vacías”Daughter of a Mexican mom: I never show up empty-handed.
For dad“Papá: el del asador y las chanclas de repuesto”Dad: the one with the grill and the spare chanclas.
Grandparents“Abuela: chal, café y todas las respuestas”Grandma: a shawl, coffee, and all the answers.
Kids“Nieto consentido, certificado por abuela”Spoiled grandkid, certified by grandma.
The table“El que se duerme en la sobremesa pierde el postre”Fall asleep at the table and you lose your dessert.
The family“Familia Ramirez: gritamos porque nos queremos”The Ramirez family: we yell because we love each other. Any last name.
Yours“Write your own”Something your family always says? Send it over and we'll set it in the same style.

most requested

The whole family, same last name.

For the reunion, the posada or grandma's birthday. Send us the last name, pick the color, and we do the rest. Sizes from baby to 3XL so nobody is left out. Ten or more shirts get a family price.

Put my last name on it
Familia Ramirez · Reunión 2026
Adults
Familia Ramirez · Reunión 2026
Kids
Ramirez
Babies

The worker collection

sayings only the crew understands
Crew orders and company names

Roofers

“Trabajo donde descansan las águilas.”

I work where the eagles rest.

Mechanics

“No duermo, estoy diagnosticando ruidos.”

I'm not sleeping, I'm diagnosing noises.

Truckers

“Mi oficina tiene 18 llantas.”

My office has 18 wheels.

Construction

“Construyo el sueño americano, ladrillo a ladrillo.”

I build the American dream, brick by brick.

Landscapers

“El jardín más bonito de la cuadra lo hice yo.”

The prettiest yard on the block? I did that.

Painters

“Le doy color a tu vida. Y a tu sala.”

I add color to your life. And your living room.

Welders

“Chispas sí, excusas no.”

Sparks yes, excuses no.

Seamstresses

“Arreglo todo con hilo… menos tu actitud.”

I can fix anything with thread… except your attitude.

Got a saying of your own?

Text it to us. We'll set it in the same style and send you a proof.

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